Douchebag

Go get a brand new truck, jack it up thirty inches

call all your friends bro and your girlfriends your bitches

ask them to wash your truck everyday, what can I say

Youre a douchebag, you call people you’ve never met fag

You are a douchebag, total dick to your mom and dad

a douchebag, when your girlfriends pissed she’s just “on the rag”

such a douchebag

Wear spangles on your jean back pockets

you’ve never touched a wrench or sockets

be sure to keep that bright white local sports team cap clean

and never ever get a speck of mud on that parking lot queen

every look on your face makes me want to hit you

but I am not a rich jerk so I’ll never get you

punching guys like you is like having sex to me

it feels really good even when it isn’t very pretty

so pay the mechanic for a bigger lift kit and

get you some chrome but you dont know how to fix it

that giant Chevrolet is just an extension of your tiny dick

Remember you have money so your life is really trick

Youre a douchebag, you call people you’ve never met fag

You are a douchebag, total dick to your mom and dad

a douchebag, when your girlfriends pissed she’s just “on the rag”

such a douchebag, never seen a bigger douchebag

I guess I’ll meet you on your way to the middle

With your five babies mommas and Lawyer Lickspittle

Your already on the way down and you dont even know

Your world is just a big wanna be television show

The whole world hates you and you dont even know

so rattle your pipes and call me a fag

go back to the basement at your mom and dads

and buy yourself a thirty bomb instead of paying your child support

You are super cool like those assholes on the Jersey Shore

Douchebag.

L.John Knight

2-6-2017